Wow, what to say about this one... Several weeks ago, I was enjoying a late lunch, reading my Ensign and listening to the sounds of the twins playing in the kitchen. Usually not a scary thing. I heard them go into the pantry; again, not usually a scary thing. WRONG! I'm not sure how much time passed; I was really into my article. But I heard Waverly come out and looked over to see her slipping and sliding on the kitchen floor...followed by Keaton (still crawling) on all fours which kept sliding out from under him and landing him on his belly. It was like a cartoon. One short investigation later, I realized these two little darlings have almost emptied an almost-new bottle of Crisco oil on my pantry floor!!! Let me repeat in case you missed it,
they have dumped about 21 ounces of cooking oil on my newly cleaned kitchen and pantry floor, and coated themselves entirely in the process. Non-water-soluble OIL!!! AAACK! There was only one thing I could do at this moment. So I laughed and laughed, and then I grabbed my camera. It was too funny to see neither one of my babies able to stay up on feet or hands and knees. (Not so funny once I realized the extent of their curiosity).
I grabbed Waverly to put into the bathtub first. Do you know how slippery a wet baby is? Multiply that by a thousand times if said baby is also coated in oil. It's amazing there was no brain damage. Keaton went in next, only to realize, as I dropped him into the soapy water, that he was poopy. So add wet, poopy diaper to the list to clean up. Sound fun yet? Once that was done, he went into the water too, a second time. They were drenched from head to toe in oil. I had to empty and refill the tub a second time to even begin to get them clean. Needless to say, they did not require lotion for a few days.
The pantry was not so easy (though "easy" is a relative term when it comes to doing anything with or for 2 babies!). I looked online to find a smart way to clean up so much oil; most people suggested throwing salt down on it. Note to future self: salt does not soak up oil as promised. Instead it made a bigger mess to clean up. There may indeed be a smarter way to clean up oil, but I opted for the old fashioned method: lots and lots of hot soapy water and a roll of paper towells. Two hours later, and the mess became just another memory and story to tell their future spouses. Luckily for me, I learned from my mistake and the oil is now stored on a very high shelf.

This picture just does not do the scenario justice.

This one's about right...

If you've done laundry before, and had to try to get out an oil stain, you know what I'm talking about when I say I hope you're not too attached to the clothing. But lucky for me, they completely coated their clothing. So instead, those particular outfits just turned a slightly darker shade than before The Incident. Also, my pantry floor squeaked for
weeks after I cleaned it. I have to admit, I am getting nervous for what these two will get in to together, as they approach two. If this is any indication, I'm hiring a nanny right now...