Brighton is back to his earlier antics. Here are a few crimes captured on film:
Ok, I have to admit, this one was very funny. I'm assuming he thought these were great big bandaids. The laughter was enough to offset the mess that I did not photograph behind me.

I came into the kitchen one lunchtime to find that he had gotten into my baking cabinet and shared the spoils. Look close...that's brown sugar Keaton is dining on. Yeah, he did like it. And it was nice of Brighton to share. (See, a mom's gotta look at the positives).
Not photographed due to not wanting to add to the prosecuting attorney's case against me should I fail to calm down in the 10 second countdown...
Death of a banana bread loaf...I came down one morning to find crumbs strewn from the landing on the stairs, through the entryway, across the sunroom, through the kitchen, making sure he got around the island adequately, and into the family room, where we found it's drying out corpse, in crumbles on the floor and couch cushions. It was a banana bread massacre. The clencher to this case was that I had just mopped the floor the night before...not 12 hours earlier. 12 hours people! All kinds of buttons were pushed here!
Polka dot van...this is the bomb. While talking to my mom one day, Irelynd came running in to where I was hiding from the beasts to tell me Brighton had Scott's big hammer. Some weeks ago, Brighton discovered how to pry the child covers off the doorknobs (ending any illusion of mine that our house was "child safe"--haha what a joke. I'd like to pit Brighton against any of the makers of the "child safe" contraptions.) One of the covers he pried off was the garage door. Apparently he wandered out into the garage, found a hammer in Scott's tool organizer (I use the word organizer loosely here, but that's another post), and punished the van with it. My poor minivan. It had already sustained bodily damage during the NICU weeks last year. (We received a "souvenir" scratch and dent on all 4 corners! I'm campaigning for a special parking lot for all the elderly and bad drivers at the hospital. We have gotten a scratch with every birth, but this is a little much!) Plus last winter I got stuck and had to be pushed out by a neighbor's car--that left its mark too, on the bumper. Now we have added to all that little dots where the hammer made contact...about 40 of them across the side and concentrated on the trunk. Good thing for Brighton my mom pleaded for his life and he still lives to do damage another day.
Yesterday I left Brighton in my big bathtub while I got the babies dressed and put down for a nap. Ok, ok, bad decision right there, but I assumed, besides a water mess, what could the little monster do? I'll tell you. I found him screaming bloody murder, he had turned the water on full blast which was about to overflow my large jetted tub, and he was standing naked on the other side of the bathroom. Apparently what he did was try to feed the shed key (which he found on my dresser in my bedroom--explains the puddles across the floor), and tried to feed it to the oscillating fan in the bathroom. Fans don't like shed keys being rammed down their slits, and the resulting bullets-in-the-garbage disposal noise freaked him out. No sympathy here.
Irelynd and I spent 30 minutes scrubbing blue crayon off the wall, only to notice that we also had pencil to scrub off too.
Every day is an adventure with this little man. I only hope he survives to adulthood because my mom promised me he will be a terrific kid. And I'm holding out for it.