Cinderella, as told by Brighton Henry

Once upon a time there was a princess named Cinderella.  She was so beautiful.  She didn't even wear diapers.  She wore big girl pants.  And she danced with the handsome prince.  And he wore big boy pants.  And there was Ariel.  She had a pet fish.  She didn't have a bowl for her fish.  She went in the boat with the handsome prince.  And Cinderella was there with a pet bunny and a skunk.  PU!  Cinderella was there with a pretty pink dress on.  So was her mom.  The end!  And Cinderella was there with her superhero!  And the superhero's name was Prince.  And Cinderella was there with a blue pretty dress on.  And her mom, and dad, and Uncle was there.  And her uncle was wearing girl shoes.  The end!